i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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