Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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