I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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