Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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