I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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