my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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