she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
only you would photoshop your dick
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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