do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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