proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
