took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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