I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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