Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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