thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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