i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Need sex. Gaining weight.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
She has the best kind of daddy issues
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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