I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
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