i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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