Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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