I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
last night I used snow as a chaser
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