Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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