Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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