they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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