maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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