And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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