u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
