By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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