On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
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