I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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