I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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