My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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