Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
She bit a glass in half.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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