I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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