my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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