Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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