I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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