You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
Randomize
