its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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