um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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