I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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