I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
This is the prime rib incident all over again
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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