I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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