Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
he shaved USA in his pubs
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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