I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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