I want to walk on stilts...naked
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Randomize
