how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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