you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Drake has all the answers
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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