Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
we should paint friendship bongs
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
