He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Randomize
