put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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