Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Randomize
