school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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