we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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